Most security vendors are great — but a few cross the line from persistent to downright creepy, sometimes in ways you won’t believe. With RSA Conference looming, here’s a behind-the-scenes look at the worst sales tactics I’ve ever seen (yes, even in the bathroom).

When the French tried to solve Hanoi’s rat problem, they accidentally made it worse , and today’s cyber risk management is making the same mistake. Beneath the polished audits and colorful risk charts, a hidden system of perverse incentives is quietly breeding more problems than it solves.

After a quiet stretch spent baking bread and relearning balance, I started wondering—has blogging joined zines in the graveyard of formats displaced by tech? With AI now mimicking human voices, I’m asking a bigger question: what does it mean to write now, and why does it still matter?

Most CISOs secretly wonder: does security awareness training actually reduce risk, or just check a compliance box? This post breaks down the metrics that don’t work—and offers a practical framework for ones that do.

Why do we overcomplicate decisions, even when the answer is obvious? A 14th-century monk might hold the key to better, faster, and more rational thinking in today’s risk-obsessed world.

Cyber war, terrorism, espionage, vandalism—these terms get thrown around a lot, but what do they actually mean? This guide cuts through the hype and headlines to help you tell the difference (and finally stop calling everything “cyber war”).

Writing risk scenarios isn’t just paperwork—it’s the foundation of a great risk assessment. This guide breaks down how to build narratives that matter and turn them into crystal-clear risk statements that decision-makers can actually use.

We’ve turned risk response into a one-trick pony—mitigate, mitigate, mitigate. This post argues for something smarter: using quant to weigh all your options and finally break free from the tyranny of the risk matrix.

Most risk programs treat response as a checkbox and settle for surface-level metrics—but what if we aimed higher? This whitepaper explores how to break out of the mitigation hamster wheel and align risk response with strategy using quant-driven insights.

Curious about bringing quant into your risk program but overwhelmed by where to start? This talk breaks it down into practical, approachable stages—so you can move beyond heatmaps without losing your team (or your sanity).

The risk matrix might feel familiar, but it’s holding your strategy back. This post dives into the loss exceedance curve—a powerful, underused tool that transforms how leaders think about risk, investment, and value.

What do you do when one expert’s risk forecast is wildly different from the rest? This post breaks down the four common causes—and what to do when the black sheep in your risk analysis might actually be right.

I made 15 bold, measurable predictions for 2020—then graded myself against the results, calibration curve and all. Spoiler: I wasn’t as right as I thought, and the Electronic Frontier Foundation got a chunk of my money.

Risk assessments only matter when tied to real decisions—but too often, they're done out of habit, not purpose. Learn how to anchor your analysis in actual choices, preferences, and available information to drive meaningful action.

Effective risk governance lives in the sweet spot—between reckless risk-seeking and paralyzing risk aversion. Quantification helps strike that balance, aligning security investments with business value instead of just chasing every red box to green.

Risk registers shouldn’t be a graveyard of past incidents—they should be living forecasts of future loss. Here’s how to model emerging threats like ShadowBrokers or Spectre and make your risk register proactive, not reactive.

When the next headline-making exploit drops, your execs will ask, “Was this on our risk register?” This guide walks through how to proactively frame exotic or emerging threats—without falling into the FUD trap.

Black Swans aren't about rare events—they're about the risks we refuse to see. Here's how to spot your inner Thanksgiving turkey and avoid being blindsided by the next big shock.

Most security surveys are junk science — biased, unrepresentative, and built to sell, not inform. Cisco’s 2021 report, in partnership with Cyentia, finally gets it right, showing the industry what statistically sound research actually looks like.

Think you need actuarial tables to quantify cyber risk? You don’t — actuaries have been pricing rare, high-uncertainty risks for centuries using imperfect data, expert judgment, and common sense, and so can you.

Can your metrics pass the Biff Test? If a time-traveling dimwit like Back to the Future's Biff Tannen can fetch and understand your metric, it’s probably clear enough to guide better decisions.

Think your security metrics are clear? Put them to the test—The Clairvoyant Test—a thought experiment that strips away ambiguity, subjectivity, and fuzziness to make sure your metrics are measurable, observable, and decision-ready.

When someone says there's a "high risk of breach," what do they really mean? This piece explores how fuzzy language sabotages decision-making—and how risk analysts can replace hand-wavy terms with probabilities that actually mean something.

Thinking about the OpenFAIR certification? Here's a practical, no-fluff study guide to help you prep smarter—not harder—and walk into the exam with confidence.

COVID-19 isn’t a Black Swan—it was predicted, modeled, and even planned for. So why are so many leaders acting like turkeys on Thanksgiving?

Doug Hubbard’s The Failure of Risk Management ruffled feathers in 2012—and the second edition lands just as hard, now with more tools, stories, and real-world tactics. If you’ve ever been frustrated by heat maps, this book is your upgrade path to real, defensible risk analysis.